A forward looking plan by UMNO sent jitters to the political scene yesterday. In an unprecedented move, the Malaysian party agreed to merge with Ku Klux Klan from the USA yesterday in Putrajaya. “It was a whirlwind romance,” KKK Grand Dragon Robb.
According to Robb, the party had to ditch their China cross supplier because the crosses were heavily contaminated with lead. “It scared the hell out of us. I mean, lead-filled lungs cause cancer, you know? So, when UMNO came with their crosses earlier this year we were delighted,” he said. Robb also said that UMNO-supplied crosses are of world class quality. “Most importantly they are lead-free. I began taking our children to our burning ceremonies,” he added proudly.
The Grand Dragon explained that he didn’t know what UMNO was until he came here and met Pak Lah recently. “When we saw how similar our policies are, we just clicked,” he said. “We prefer burning black churches as we can’t find Hindu temples in Mississippi. I’ll show Badawi a thing or two about burning. It’s easier,” he added. Looking proudly like a new SPG-bride, Pak Lah said he is looking forward to the union. “It shows what we are doing is right, as it is recognize by a major party like KKK. We are world class,” he added.
The new party, KKK-UMNO, will adopt a new uniform immediately. KKK's trademark, pointy hat with mask as well as long white robes will be worn. UMNO's sarong and keris will feature prominently on top of the robes. “It makes us look towering,” Najib beamed proudly in his new uniform. “KKK people will also give us assistance in enhancing our supremacy,” he added.
Elsewhere, our source at Selangor palace confirmed that the Sultan is indeed angry. According to him, the Sultan is disappointed and confused that just because Indians have no jobs, they have to create such a big mess. “Indians should emulate the Sultan. His highness has never worked all his life and you don’t see him complaining about it. Why can’t these Indians do that?” our source asked.
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