Teachers' Pregnancies On The Rise
Not more than a few weeks after hundreds of teachers were transferred to Johor, the state health officials reported huge increase in pregnancies among its graduate teachers. “This is mind boggling,” declared spokesperson Taktahu bin Sebab from Johor Bahru yesterday. “Their husbands are not around, and we have no idea how they can get pregnant this fast,” he added.
According to our correspondent in Johor, the state agency also reported huge increase in marriages, among teachers that were transferred to the state. “We handle nothing but hundreds of teachers’ marriages this week. All of them are graduates, and all of them are getting married for the second or third time,” Marilah binti Kawin, marriage registrar of the state said. “While most of them took conventional brides, a number of the teachers also opt for misyar marriage with fellow teachers who are also married,” she added. The state ICT infrastructure is said to be struggling to cope with sudden jump in application process. “Our Johor Super Corridor system crashed five times yesterday,” Marilah added.
While frowned upon by certain quarters, the cabinet’s decision to uphold the Education Department ruling is widely received as a masterstroke. “Only genius like Hishamuddin can come up with this,” Prof. Law Hiau of Self Help Institute said. “How else can you solve surplus women problem in Johor?” he asked.
Furthermore, according to Prof Law, coordination among government agencies in Malaysia shows that the country has achieved a world class status. “Before transferring the married teachers, they floated the misyar marriage idea to the public. Otherwise, these teachers will have problems fulfilling their needs,” he clarified. “It is indeed forward looking, very progressive and we profoundly owe our progress to the leadership and vision of Pak Lah in picking his cabinet members,” he added.
Elsewhere, in his latest act of defiance, Samy yesterday declared that he will not attend meeting with PAC and will try to sweet talk Bollywood actresses Urmila Matondkar and Esha Deol instead. “Both of them are upset and so am I,” Samy told reporters in Shah Alam. “We are disappointed that they are not doing the shootout movie, but I told them to come here to play-play with me because I can pay-pay,” he added.
According to our correspondent in Johor, the state agency also reported huge increase in marriages, among teachers that were transferred to the state. “We handle nothing but hundreds of teachers’ marriages this week. All of them are graduates, and all of them are getting married for the second or third time,” Marilah binti Kawin, marriage registrar of the state said. “While most of them took conventional brides, a number of the teachers also opt for misyar marriage with fellow teachers who are also married,” she added. The state ICT infrastructure is said to be struggling to cope with sudden jump in application process. “Our Johor Super Corridor system crashed five times yesterday,” Marilah added.
While frowned upon by certain quarters, the cabinet’s decision to uphold the Education Department ruling is widely received as a masterstroke. “Only genius like Hishamuddin can come up with this,” Prof. Law Hiau of Self Help Institute said. “How else can you solve surplus women problem in Johor?” he asked.
Furthermore, according to Prof Law, coordination among government agencies in Malaysia shows that the country has achieved a world class status. “Before transferring the married teachers, they floated the misyar marriage idea to the public. Otherwise, these teachers will have problems fulfilling their needs,” he clarified. “It is indeed forward looking, very progressive and we profoundly owe our progress to the leadership and vision of Pak Lah in picking his cabinet members,” he added.
Elsewhere, in his latest act of defiance, Samy yesterday declared that he will not attend meeting with PAC and will try to sweet talk Bollywood actresses Urmila Matondkar and Esha Deol instead. “Both of them are upset and so am I,” Samy told reporters in Shah Alam. “We are disappointed that they are not doing the shootout movie, but I told them to come here to play-play with me because I can pay-pay,” he added.
posted by BKC Review @ 12:07 AM
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