Khairy and Kalimulah swore by books too
Not to be outdone by Mathias, Khairy and Kalimulah summoned Malay, English and Tamil newspaper reporters to their press conference in Putrajaya last night.
Kalimulah started the attack by announcing that the duo will swear by their books to proof their innocence. “I swear by the Lord of the Rings and JRR Tolkien,” he said. “Inye sanya fuume o Khairy, inye melindo,” he went on to swear in broken Quenya. “If that is not the truth, may Tolkien return and hit me now,” he added. Khairy produced his complete Harry Potter collection and placed his palm on the Half-Blood Prince. “I may not be the full-blood prince, but I swear at least I am half-blood by marriage,” he declared.
To further back up his claim, Khairy went on to produce Anthony Robbins’ latest book, ‘Inner Strength: Harnessing the Power of your Father-in-law’. “I swear by every single word in this book,” he said. “Mr. Robbins is a genius mat salleh,” he added.
When asked for clarifications by BKC correspondent, Mr. Robbins confirmed that he indeed wrote the book based on Khairy. “According to our researcher, for him alone, the power of father-in-law is worth at least 1 trillion,” he said. “If you have a father-in-law, you should harness his power as soon as possible. Believe me, it won’t last forever,” he told BKC. “Buy and read my book if you don’t know how,” he clarified. Anthony went on to claim that as the first person in the new millennium to uncover the power of father-in-law, Khairy is indeed a world-class Malaysian. “He is a true visionary, I am writing to the Nobel committee to nominate him for the economics prize this year,” he declared.
Elsewhere, Proton revealed that the previous management decided to buy Augusta because they realized they don’t know how to make cars from scratch. “After we took over, we realized that we don’t know how to make motorcycle from scratch too,” Zainal said. “Rather than keeping two things we don’t know of, we decided to sell one. We will buy Double Happiness bicycle brand from China this year,” he explained.
Kalimulah started the attack by announcing that the duo will swear by their books to proof their innocence. “I swear by the Lord of the Rings and JRR Tolkien,” he said. “Inye sanya fuume o Khairy, inye melindo,” he went on to swear in broken Quenya. “If that is not the truth, may Tolkien return and hit me now,” he added. Khairy produced his complete Harry Potter collection and placed his palm on the Half-Blood Prince. “I may not be the full-blood prince, but I swear at least I am half-blood by marriage,” he declared.
To further back up his claim, Khairy went on to produce Anthony Robbins’ latest book, ‘Inner Strength: Harnessing the Power of your Father-in-law’. “I swear by every single word in this book,” he said. “Mr. Robbins is a genius mat salleh,” he added.
When asked for clarifications by BKC correspondent, Mr. Robbins confirmed that he indeed wrote the book based on Khairy. “According to our researcher, for him alone, the power of father-in-law is worth at least 1 trillion,” he said. “If you have a father-in-law, you should harness his power as soon as possible. Believe me, it won’t last forever,” he told BKC. “Buy and read my book if you don’t know how,” he clarified. Anthony went on to claim that as the first person in the new millennium to uncover the power of father-in-law, Khairy is indeed a world-class Malaysian. “He is a true visionary, I am writing to the Nobel committee to nominate him for the economics prize this year,” he declared.
Elsewhere, Proton revealed that the previous management decided to buy Augusta because they realized they don’t know how to make cars from scratch. “After we took over, we realized that we don’t know how to make motorcycle from scratch too,” Zainal said. “Rather than keeping two things we don’t know of, we decided to sell one. We will buy Double Happiness bicycle brand from China this year,” he explained.
posted by BKC Review @ 12:20 AM
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