Dr. M to search for answers
Frustrated at not being able to get answers for his questions, Dr. M today announced that he is jumping on the ICT bandwagon and will look for answers from the internet himself. “None of them can give me answers, and I heard about this google thing,” he told reporters from his house this morning. “If I can’t get answers from Malaysian ministers, I am going to get it from Mat Sallehs who are definitely smarter. I wish someone told me earlier about the internet, I wouldn’t have created such a big commotion. No point asking half-past-six people for answers,” he added.
“I am going to google all my questions from now on,” Dr M vowed. “They got all the answers, just need to learn how to type and use mouse,” he added. According to daughter Marina, her father will start his ICT training today. “They are going to teach him how to use the mouse first,” she said. “We expect the training to last at least 1 year, after which he’ll be able to surf the net by himself,” she added. “I don’t think it’s too late, we’re sure by then he still won’t get his answers anyway,” she clarified.
Meanwhile at MITI, upon receiving the directive from Pak Lah, Rafidah today announced that she has directed her deputy to answer the questions posed by Dr. M because answering to a former PM is not listed in her job description. “Go and check Buku Panduan Menteri and tell me I am wrong,” she said defiantly. According to our source at MITI, her deputies are currently reading their Buku Panduan to determine if they too can be exempted from answering to a former PM. “I will direct my assistant if I don’t have to answer the questions,” Deputy Ahmad said. “I will come back to you next month,” Deputy Ng told reporters when asked whether he will answer the questions.
Elsewhere, Guinness Book of Records today announced the inclusion of Putrajaya Office of Department of Immigration for their achievement in making foreigners queue outside their office unnecessarily every day. “We have to create a new category, but I truly believe they deserve the inclusion,” Mr. Frigatti said. Pak Lah immediately congratulated the department for their world class status.
“I am going to google all my questions from now on,” Dr M vowed. “They got all the answers, just need to learn how to type and use mouse,” he added. According to daughter Marina, her father will start his ICT training today. “They are going to teach him how to use the mouse first,” she said. “We expect the training to last at least 1 year, after which he’ll be able to surf the net by himself,” she added. “I don’t think it’s too late, we’re sure by then he still won’t get his answers anyway,” she clarified.
Meanwhile at MITI, upon receiving the directive from Pak Lah, Rafidah today announced that she has directed her deputy to answer the questions posed by Dr. M because answering to a former PM is not listed in her job description. “Go and check Buku Panduan Menteri and tell me I am wrong,” she said defiantly. According to our source at MITI, her deputies are currently reading their Buku Panduan to determine if they too can be exempted from answering to a former PM. “I will direct my assistant if I don’t have to answer the questions,” Deputy Ahmad said. “I will come back to you next month,” Deputy Ng told reporters when asked whether he will answer the questions.
Elsewhere, Guinness Book of Records today announced the inclusion of Putrajaya Office of Department of Immigration for their achievement in making foreigners queue outside their office unnecessarily every day. “We have to create a new category, but I truly believe they deserve the inclusion,” Mr. Frigatti said. Pak Lah immediately congratulated the department for their world class status.
posted by BKC Review @ 9:37 PM
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