UMNO to send Dr. M to space
In a move that shocked worldwide space community, Nazri announced that the government has cancelled the next kosmonaut search and will send Dr. M instead. “We can’t find a better way, there is no better candidate,” Nazri said. According to our reliable source, the government is also nominating Dr. M to be Malaysian permanent ambassador to the International Space Station. "He will be there for at least 10 years," Nazri added.
The news was met with tears from the hopeful quartet who have been training day and night for the event. “I’ve been training to sit still all this while. I finally managed not to move for 24 hours yesterday, and they suddenly cancelled our trip,” Kamaluddin said. “I can’t eat my favorite roti canai and teh tarik in space anymore,” Vanajah sobbed. Muszhapar slammed Dr. M for using his political influence to get the free ride. “I thought the government is implementing meritocracy, now they let him in using a different route,” he questioned BKC.
According to Nazri, who is taking over the program, while physical fitness is important, it only counts for 10% in overall grading. “We are looking for those with excellent verbal skill because we want to see if sound can travel in the outer space. Dr. M will take off his helmet and start screaming while space walking. We’ll find out if we can hear him,” Nazri added.
Training for Dr. M will commence next year. “We have asked Disney to build the Space Mountain ride in Johor, and we will put Dr. M on the ride 24-hours a day for 3 months. After that he’ll be ready,” Nazri clarified.
Elsewhere, Malaysian rumor mills are busy speculating that Siti is about to diversify into precious metal mining industry. “She is about to secure a mine and will start digging in August. Wait for the announcement in July,” a source told BKC.
The news was met with tears from the hopeful quartet who have been training day and night for the event. “I’ve been training to sit still all this while. I finally managed not to move for 24 hours yesterday, and they suddenly cancelled our trip,” Kamaluddin said. “I can’t eat my favorite roti canai and teh tarik in space anymore,” Vanajah sobbed. Muszhapar slammed Dr. M for using his political influence to get the free ride. “I thought the government is implementing meritocracy, now they let him in using a different route,” he questioned BKC.
According to Nazri, who is taking over the program, while physical fitness is important, it only counts for 10% in overall grading. “We are looking for those with excellent verbal skill because we want to see if sound can travel in the outer space. Dr. M will take off his helmet and start screaming while space walking. We’ll find out if we can hear him,” Nazri added.
Training for Dr. M will commence next year. “We have asked Disney to build the Space Mountain ride in Johor, and we will put Dr. M on the ride 24-hours a day for 3 months. After that he’ll be ready,” Nazri clarified.
Elsewhere, Malaysian rumor mills are busy speculating that Siti is about to diversify into precious metal mining industry. “She is about to secure a mine and will start digging in August. Wait for the announcement in July,” a source told BKC.
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