Ministers rushed behind Pak Lah
Upon hearing the criticism leveled on Pak lah by Dr. M, UMNO ministers, led by Najib, rushed to get behind the PM yesterday. At the press conference to roomful of reporters in Putrajaya, a visibly worried Pak Lah tried to answer a few questions with other ministers seen jostling and pushing each other to get as close to the PM as possible. “My boss wants to make sure he is the first to stab the PM’s back when the time comes,” Angkat bin Bola, a minister’s aide explained. “Anyway, my boss thinks he is the rightful successor,” En. Angkat added.
“I had to rush home for my keris first. That’s why I was a late,” Hishamuddin said while regretting his missed opportunity. “I should have been the one in front,” he added. Rafidah was also spotted nearby, readying to throw herself at the PM. “My doctor said my weight will kill anyone,” she told her aide. While keris is the weapon of choice of most UMNO ministers, Najib was seen ready with his M16. “I kept this free gift from the supplier in the office, I know I may need it anytime,” he added.
Although no further incidents were reported, UMNO ministers are betting that real actions will happen during their next gathering. Throughout the incident, Ka Ting and Samy were busy calling their unholy trinity friends to place bets on the next PM. According to local unholy bookmakers, for the first time this week the bets on the next PM exceed the world cup bets.
According to Prof. Kaji bin Rasuah of UM, while Dr. M indulged in building bridges around Putrajaya, the treasury is broke because the new government has been betting heavily at Unholy Trinity outlets of Kuda-Toto-Magnum. “That’s why Pak Lah has been listless lately,” he said. “All the predictions from his son-in-law turn out to be duds,” he added.
Elsewhere, a campaign to inform rural Malaysians on the new airline was launched yesterday. For the next two weeks, millions of leaflets will be scattered from the air to ensure the folks are properly informed with simple message. It reads, ‘Now MAS can’t fly’.
“I had to rush home for my keris first. That’s why I was a late,” Hishamuddin said while regretting his missed opportunity. “I should have been the one in front,” he added. Rafidah was also spotted nearby, readying to throw herself at the PM. “My doctor said my weight will kill anyone,” she told her aide. While keris is the weapon of choice of most UMNO ministers, Najib was seen ready with his M16. “I kept this free gift from the supplier in the office, I know I may need it anytime,” he added.
Although no further incidents were reported, UMNO ministers are betting that real actions will happen during their next gathering. Throughout the incident, Ka Ting and Samy were busy calling their unholy trinity friends to place bets on the next PM. According to local unholy bookmakers, for the first time this week the bets on the next PM exceed the world cup bets.
According to Prof. Kaji bin Rasuah of UM, while Dr. M indulged in building bridges around Putrajaya, the treasury is broke because the new government has been betting heavily at Unholy Trinity outlets of Kuda-Toto-Magnum. “That’s why Pak Lah has been listless lately,” he said. “All the predictions from his son-in-law turn out to be duds,” he added.
Elsewhere, a campaign to inform rural Malaysians on the new airline was launched yesterday. For the next two weeks, millions of leaflets will be scattered from the air to ensure the folks are properly informed with simple message. It reads, ‘Now MAS can’t fly’.
posted by BKC Review @ 1:40 AM
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