BKC Review

Friday, December 14, 2007

Silent majority have spoken

In yet another show of force, Malaysian silent majority members took to the street this morning to let Pak Lah know their feelings once and for all.

Representatives of Puteh Malaysia, an umbrella organization comprising of 3 dead voters association, United Dead Malays National Organization (UDMNO), Malaysian Dead Chinese Association and Malaysian Dead Indian Congress, presented their view through leading bomoh Ada bin Hantu from Kepala Batas.

“We want peace so that we can rest in peace to get ready and ensure Barisan victory in the next election,” a spirit leader said through Ada. According to bomoh Ada, Puteh Malaysia members have been complaining lately. “Pontianak binti Sundal told me that she was harassed by HINDRAF members during her middle of the night outing near Batu Caves recently,” he said. The police is said to be investigating this act of terrorism. "Why can’t Pontianak go out to get her man in peace?” he asked. Spirit Matinappan a/l Lamalappan through his medium Adallapan a/l Hantumugam said that although his usual hang out place was destroyed by Pak Lah's people, only Barisan can ensure peace and harmony in the country, without elaborating further.

According to Pak Lah, those who remained silent have now stood up to make their stand. The street protests have so far scared 10% of tourists away. “If this continues, the silent majority will be very angry and for sure will come out and scare the remaining 90%,” he added.

In an extremely rare display of national unity, bomoh Ada and medium Lim from Ipoh, who was hired by opposition to observe the event, put the number of marchers at exactly 10,013,013. “We bomoh and medium, hoh, cannot lie one,” Lim said. The overwhelming number was then entered into Malaysian Book of Records as the largest ever organized protest with police permit in Malaysia.

During the event, Banyak bin Marah who is also the head of UDMNO Youth movement petitioned Pak Lah to propose NEP to the other world. “The Chinese got their big mansions with workers, cars, Astros and all. The Malays are just loitering around. “It’s not fair and we are mad as hell,” he said of the current situation.