Proton Unveiled New Partner
After years of searching for a suitable partner, Proton today unveiled their new joint venture with Chinese car maker Felali. “We admit we can’t sell original cars anymore, but we don’t know how to copy properly. We need the Chinese expertise,” Zainal said to a roomful of reporters.
According to Zainal, at the current rate of decline, Proton will be out of buyers by 2008, and something must be done to reverse the trend. “Based on our scientific research, Malaysians and Mat Salleh tourists like to buy fake luxury goods and DVDs. We need to tap into this market with cheap fakes. People really don’t care if it’s Proton inside as long as it’s Mercedes or BMW outside,” he added.
An unnamed source at Proton told BKC Review that the company is appealing for special approval from Najib to allow Proton to hire Chinese speaking employees from China and discriminate against those who can’t. “Without these guys, we’ll be out of business. I’m sure Najib won’t like this, but we can’t do much,” he said.
Furthermore, Proton also unveiled their new sales and distribution strategy. “We are recruiting those Chinese and English speaking Malaysians with experience in selling fake goods,” he added. “We will have thousands of roadside retail outlets and delivery will be handled by walkie-talkies,” he added.
Elsewhere, an internal survey conducted by PDRM revealed that all Police personnel are against the setting up of the IPCMC because all of them don’t want to share their daily commission with the new Commissioner. “It’s our rice bowl. How to share?” an unnamed policeman asked.
According to Zainal, at the current rate of decline, Proton will be out of buyers by 2008, and something must be done to reverse the trend. “Based on our scientific research, Malaysians and Mat Salleh tourists like to buy fake luxury goods and DVDs. We need to tap into this market with cheap fakes. People really don’t care if it’s Proton inside as long as it’s Mercedes or BMW outside,” he added.
An unnamed source at Proton told BKC Review that the company is appealing for special approval from Najib to allow Proton to hire Chinese speaking employees from China and discriminate against those who can’t. “Without these guys, we’ll be out of business. I’m sure Najib won’t like this, but we can’t do much,” he said.
Furthermore, Proton also unveiled their new sales and distribution strategy. “We are recruiting those Chinese and English speaking Malaysians with experience in selling fake goods,” he added. “We will have thousands of roadside retail outlets and delivery will be handled by walkie-talkies,” he added.
Elsewhere, an internal survey conducted by PDRM revealed that all Police personnel are against the setting up of the IPCMC because all of them don’t want to share their daily commission with the new Commissioner. “It’s our rice bowl. How to share?” an unnamed policeman asked.
posted by BKC Review @ 10:05 PM
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